kids, dogs, weddings, all the things

hyperbole

March 16, 2015

Oh man, I just got a paper cut. Paper cuts are THE WORST!

My computer froze again. And I didn't save my work. Computers are THE WORST!

I told the guy at Sonic to go "easy on the ice" and the cup is full of ice--that is THE WORST!

My kid pooped all over his crib and then threw it onto the floor. KIDS ARE THE WORST!

Thanks for understanding hyperbole with me as we begin this chapter of online Kids Are the Worst. You guys are THE BEST!

INstagram

They’ll read twenty books each and move up a math level. Summer is gonna be a breeeeze. 🥴😳 . When does your summer break start? . #kidsaretheworst

And then we only wake up during the inappropriate parts to say, “What is this? What are you watching??” . 😉😳 . Movies make the best naps. Can I get an AMEN? . #kidsaretheworst

This is just plane disturbing. . I mean, someone please help me understand why anyone would do this? Please. . #kidsaretheworst but also #peopleWhoDryUndieWithThePlaneRecycledAirAreTheWorst . 📷 unknown. DM for credit and maybe a good convo.

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Who in the world would say that kids are the worst? And dogs? And weddings? And all the things? What kind of person writes all of this nonsense?