kids, dogs, weddings, all the things

hyperbole

March 16, 2015

Oh man, I just got a paper cut. Paper cuts are THE WORST!

My computer froze again. And I didn't save my work. Computers are THE WORST!

I told the guy at Sonic to go "easy on the ice" and the cup is full of ice--that is THE WORST!

My kid pooped all over his crib and then threw it onto the floor. KIDS ARE THE WORST!

Thanks for understanding hyperbole with me as we begin this chapter of online Kids Are the Worst. You guys are THE BEST!

INstagram

Seriously considering making cookies tonight after everyone goes to bed. Just me, a bowl of cookie dough, and some baked cookies. Chocolate chip cookie with pretzels and oats probably. What’s your favorite cookie?

And then your two-year-old looks out the car window and sighs as he says, “When I was young, this used to be all fields. Now it’s a bunch of homes and grocery stores.” This gem from @stay.at.homies made me laugh and then think how funny it would be to hear a 2yo talk like a 45yo man. What else would a 2/45 year-old say/do on vacation? Are you following @stay.at.homies yet? 😂😆 do it! #kidsaretheworst

If I am this girl, the ball is my idea for a fun, easy summer, and the dogs are my kids. #kidsaretheworst

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Who would say that KIDS ARE THE WORST? I would, mother of four and all.