Can we all agree that The Bachelor shows are the worst? And that they area so fun to watch? Every season I think, "I can't start watching another one of these. I cannot get sucked in to another four months of this drivel." But then... they announce the next Bachelor or Bachelorette and I am sucked back in. Every. Season.
I seriously love it.
This is the 20th Bachelor season with the second Ben in the lead. It's all about the numbers.
Here are the numbers for episode 3 of Bachelor Ben (number 2):
Season airplane/helicopter count: 2
Headset microphones kissed: 2
Season hot tub count: 3
Season bizarre hot tub count: 2 (hot tub store, middle of nowhere)
Realizations that there are other women who like Ben: 2
Private concerts while dancing on an area rug this season: 2
Pro Soccer Players that everyone pretends to "know": 2
Season giant mouth poses from Olivia: 9
Girls kissed in tonight’s episode: 4
Criticisms of Olivia’s appearance: 3 (unless you count all of the offensive “fat” toes, then 12)
Legs that Ben touches because “reassurance”: 2 (Olivia and Jubilee)
Jubilee’s moods: 4
“Awko Taco”: 1
Girls that don’t understand Jubilee’s sarcasm: 8
Moments in this episode where background music plays louder than dialogue: 6
Times Olivia mentioned her own “cankles”: 3
Blogs written about Olivia's cankles before this episode: 0
People who appreciated “the massage”: 2
People who did not appreciate “the massage”: 7, at least
“Like my tattoos says”: 1
Times “like” was said in tonight’s episode: 45,692 (jk, I think it was more)
Anything stand out in episode 3 for you?