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New Mom Monday, Eight

March 14, 2016

Someone please help.

Every time W is learning a new skill, like sitting up this past week -- NOT crawling thank the fates -- she is so cranky while she's trying to master it, then cranky again after she's mastered it but realizes there are more things. I wake up every morning crossing my fingers that we will be starting that sweet spot between growth spurts, where she realizes things aren't so bad because she has a gorgeous mother who loves her and does everything for her.

I cannot believe how rude a tiny baby can be, a word that correctly connotes that her actions are completely intentional and meant to inspire self-loathing. Ever since I can remember (the past week), every time I have nursed her she’ll be eating just fine, whip her head around to see what is going on behind her back (nothing), then turn back and yell at me for distracting her -- this happens at least six times before she's done.

She is also back on newborn schedule at night, but somehow I'm not really feeling as responsive as I was when we first brought her home. I easily doze off after she's been fed but wants to start some pillow talk at 2 am, and the nights I once jumped up at every peep seem far off and quaint. The baby and I slept separately from my husband for those first few months, so now that we all share a bed, Ryan is struggling to adjust to her waking up during the night. It is hilarious.

Naps have been okay though (?).

I don't really know how you can help me, I just wanted to keep you updated, like one of those letters rich people send out at Christmas.

Very truly yours,

Libbie and Winifred

Tags libbie and winifred, new mom monday, new mother, baby, cranky, sitting, sitting up, baby steps
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Seriously considering making cookies tonight after everyone goes to bed. Just me, a bowl of cookie dough, and some baked cookies.

Chocolate chip cookie with pretzels and oats probably. What’s your favorite cookie?
Seriously considering making cookies tonight after everyone goes to bed. Just me, a bowl of cookie dough, and some baked cookies. Chocolate chip cookie with pretzels and oats probably. What’s your favorite cookie?
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