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There are so many fun toys out for kids right now. Some nostalgic, some I wish I had when I was a kid. Some I wish I could get for myself under the tree this year.

My Lying Liar Child

We could make these memes all day! Kids come up with the most obvious lies they can come up with it feels like sometimes. Here are a few lies the kids have said!

See also: "I didn't do anything!" and "She's lying!" and "He started it!" Any others? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst

3,176 Likes, 145 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "See also: "I didn't do anything!" and "She's lying!" and "He started it!" Any others?..."

Always on a Monday morning. It's so convenient... for my kid. . #GoToSchool #UnlessYoureActuallySick #OneOutOf20Chance #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

3,941 Likes, 143 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Always on a Monday morning. It's so convenient... for my kid. . #GoToSchool..."

She says while yawning. . You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. (Name that movie!) . #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

5,970 Likes, 199 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "She says while yawning. . You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. (Name that movie!) ...."

Says my child, while on a vacation, whenever we are not actively doing something. Even when we are actively doing something. ⁣ ⁣ And yes, I am one of those mothers who frequently responds with, "Then you must be boring." Or its sister, "Only boring people get bored." ⁣ ⁣ Anyone else have a comeback for the fingers-down-a-chalkboard "I'm bored" moments?⁣ ⁣ #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

5,188 Likes, 288 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Says my child, while on a vacation, whenever we are not actively doing something. Even when we are..."

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Also, you literally just ate ten minutes ago. #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

6,413 Likes, 315 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Also, you literally..."

Usually said 15 minutes after doing something really fun. One of my sons had his "ditch day" today. He asked if he could play the Nintendo within an hour of getting home. When I said he needed to do some chores first, he was shocked... for about five seconds. 🤔🤣🤣 (more of our ditch day over on @annaistheworst Stories) #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

8,239 Likes, 327 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Usually said 15 minutes after doing something really fun. One of my sons had his "ditch day"..."

Your teacher says differently. All of my kids are sooo different about homework. Really makes me think nature might be bigger than nurture. But then they all laugh at my husband's fart jokes and I think NURTURE WINS! Nature or nurture? Or 50/50? What say you? #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

4,954 Likes, 158 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Your teacher says differently. All of my kids are sooo different about homework. Really makes me..."

Really? Ok, let me smell your breath. (And if I'm lucky, they say, "fine!" and go brush. But often I have to smell their stank breath and then say, "nope. Go brush.") Anyone else? 🤚 What does your kid(s) lie about? #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

8,443 Likes, 492 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Really? Ok, let me smell your breath. (And if I'm lucky, they say, "fine!" and go brush. But often..."

This is also especially a lie when told to my husband. ("But Mom said we could." LIES!) let's just say, if you think I'd say no, I'd probably say no. You know? #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

2,977 Likes, 58 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "This is also especially a lie when told to my husband. ("But Mom said we could." LIES!) let's just..."

At mealtime: "I'm not hungry." Every other minute of the day: "I'm starving!" Oy! #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

1,746 Likes, 29 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "At mealtime: "I'm not hungry." Every other minute of the day: "I'm starving!" Oy!..."

Every single person in the seventh grade has a new iPhone? I find that extremely hard to believe. And if it's true, then we should move. That's the only option I see. Wait, is that not what you wanted me to conclude from your absurd comment? Well, shoot. #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

3,133 Likes, 119 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Every single person in the seventh grade has a new iPhone? I find that extremely hard to believe...."

Did you use soap? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst

2,922 Likes, 159 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Did you use soap? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst"

See also: "I finished my homework" and "I practiced [insert instrument or sport here]." I seriously could make these #mylyingliarchild memes all night. Not that my angel children EVER lie 😳🙄. What are your kids' favorite/most used lies? #kidsaretheworst

3,072 Likes, 161 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "See also: "I finished my homework" and "I practiced [insert instrument or sport here]." I seriously..."

Nine times out of ten I can find "it" in the first place that I look. Tag your kids' frustrating or funny sayings #kidisms and tag @kidsaretheworst IN your photo to be featured. #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

3,324 Likes, 224 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Nine times out of ten I can find "it" in the first place that I look. Tag your kids' frustrating..."