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Contributors Wanted

August 27, 2015

well, well, well. what do we have here? apparently I can't do everything all by myself. we are all surprised. in order to make this website and community as fantastic as it could be, I am looking for a few contributing writers. more specifically, I am looking for writers that fit ONE of these criteria:

  • stay-at-home mother or father of two or more children who are not in school yet
  • homeschooling parent
  • brand-new mother and/or father
  • childless and currently happy to be so
  • woman hoping to have children soon
  • parent of older kids
  • grandparent

Writers ideally have experience writing and some social media experience. Send me an email with links to articles/posts you have written previously and a small description of the kinds of posts you'd like to write for KATW. 

Also, I'm in search of a web designer. Like legit awesome, hand-you-the-reins-and-get-shtuff-done kind of designer. Know someone? Are someone?

Email me at kidsaretheworstest@gmail.com with the subject line HEY! I wanna be a (writer/designer).

Hooray. Can't wait to hear from all of you and get this SHOW on the ROAD!

Anna

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Holy Spit

April 16, 2015

It happens to all parents at one time or another. You've burped your babies, changed them into a fresh outfit, played a little and then they spit up all over themselves and you.  Just the sound of a cough followed by the beginning gurgling of vomit can send shivers down your spine. But, spit happens. Does it ever. Enjoy:

Thanks to Shay Nugent, Alex Witson, Dana Baker, Andrea Cottrell and The Pink Poppy Shop for their contributing video clips.

Want your child to be featured on one of our next videos? Email your videos to kidsaretheworstest@gmail.com .

SPECIFICALLY, we are looking for videos of your kids' best dance moves OR record them saying any words they can't pronounce correctly (for example, my son used to say "hangerbooger" for hamburger). Thanks in advance!

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Seriously considering making cookies tonight after everyone goes to bed. Just me, a bowl of cookie dough, and some baked cookies.

Chocolate chip cookie with pretzels and oats probably. What’s your favorite cookie?
Seriously considering making cookies tonight after everyone goes to bed. Just me, a bowl of cookie dough, and some baked cookies. Chocolate chip cookie with pretzels and oats probably. What’s your favorite cookie?
And then your two-year-old looks out the car window and sighs as he says, “When I was young, this used to be all fields. Now it’s a bunch of homes and grocery stores.” This gem from @stay.at.homies made me laugh and then think how f
And then your two-year-old looks out the car window and sighs as he says, “When I was young, this used to be all fields. Now it’s a bunch of homes and grocery stores.” This gem from @stay.at.homies made me laugh and then think how funny it would be to hear a 2yo talk like a 45yo man. What else would a 2/45 year-old say/do on vacation? Are you following @stay.at.homies yet? 😂😆 do it! #kidsaretheworst
If I am this girl, the ball is my idea for a fun, easy summer, and the dogs are my kids. #kidsaretheworst

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