17 Accurate expressions of how summer is going so far

We are in full swing of our Summer Vacation! Kids are getting getting creative and busy with all the things I wish they never discovered, mud, makeup, markers, and baby shark. On top of just being there at every turn or bathroom break. As I was scrolling and saw every photo of these parents I thought #same. We will make it out alive, we will.

And I hear that blush on the forehead is going to be the big thing this summer. . #ThisStuffYouCantMakeup 📷: @the.floyds #kidsaretheworst

4,800 Likes, 169 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "And I hear that blush on the forehead is going to be the big thing this summer. ...."

Me looking at people with weekend plans, knowing mine involve recitals, kid parties, and cheap pizza. . #kidsaretheworst

4,447 Likes, 57 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Me looking at people with weekend plans, knowing mine involve recitals, kid parties, and cheap..."

Parents just don't understand. . And just in case someone takes this seriously, her finger hurt. 📷: @alishagregson #oldieandgoodie #kidsaretheworst

6,438 Likes, 345 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Parents just don't understand. . And just in case someone takes this seriously, her finger hurt. 📷:..."

Always check that all markers, paint, food, baking items, craft supplies, lotions, makeup, water, plants and everything is out of child's reach before quiet time. . #PKCsAnyone? 📷: @ihartnursin #kidsaretheworst

5,645 Likes, 189 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Always check that all markers, paint, food, baking items, craft supplies, lotions, makeup, water,..."

Who is currently on a family vacation, just got back, or about to go on one? 🖐 . Bless your hearts. . #kidsaretheworst

10.2k Likes, 331 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Who is currently on a family vacation, just got back, or about to go on one? 🖐 . Bless your hearts...."

Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook? Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn't that bad. #CryingWithoutAClue 📷: @natmads #kidsaretheworst

2,673 Likes, 28 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook? Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn't that bad...."

Do you like hearing "no" at increasingly louder and higher pitches? Then ask again. What do your kids ask about incessantly? #kidsaretheworst

3,659 Likes, 286 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Do you like hearing "no" at increasingly louder and higher pitches? Then ask again. What do your..."

Always right after a shower, clean clothes, and hair done. Always. . #ThereWillBeMud 📷: @soyboy7718 #kidsaretheworst

4,400 Likes, 162 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Always right after a shower, clean clothes, and hair done. Always. . #ThereWillBeMud 📷: @soyboy7718..."

Swipe and tell us which one is most accurate for you. 😂🙈 . Check out our Stories for a blank version and tag us in yours to be featured. #kidsaretheworst

4,610 Likes, 482 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Swipe and tell us which one is most accurate for you. 😂🙈 . Check out our Stories for a blank..."

It's amazing what one child can do in one unattended minute. . #IalwaysWantedALion 📷: @jbnicholss #kidsaretheworst

3,666 Likes, 140 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "It's amazing what one child can do in one unattended minute. . #IalwaysWantedALion 📷: @jbnicholss..."

I love this adorably disgusted face so much, I couldn't stop putting scenarios on top of it. What would you add? #EnoughWithTheBeansMa 😉 📷: @lacysoares #kidsaretheworst

6,572 Likes, 307 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I love this adorably disgusted face so much, I couldn't stop putting scenarios on top of it. What..."

Anna Macfarlane on Instagram: "You're not ready for this, Taco Bell and the dollar theater! We may even hit Target after. Just for toilet paper and to get cash to pay the..."

5,313 Likes, 219 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "You're not ready for this, Taco Bell and the dollar theater! We may even hit Target after. Just for..."

As soon as I hear that certain voice tone of "Mooo-o-o-om??" I'm already ready to say, "work it out together." "But did you die?" is a close second. . If you could title your parenting in four words or fewer, what would it be? #kidsaretheworst

9,210 Likes, 516 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "As soon as I hear that certain voice tone of "Mooo-o-o-om??" I'm already ready to say, "work it out..."

This feels particular accurate two days after the time switcharoo known as DST (Derailing Sleepy Time). Or something. Did you and/or your kids transition to the new time yet? #kidsaretheworst #daylightsavings

5,115 Likes, 320 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "This feels particular accurate two days after the time switcharoo known as DST (Derailing Sleepy..."

I know what DADS WANT

Exciting news…I have my own Amazon page to be able to share all my favorites with you! First up is all about DAD things. Some are serious. Some are fun. All are perfect for the TOTALLY DAD who is TOTALLY RAD!

Click on any picture or the button below to see what the Dads are really wanting this year!

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16 Reasons Dads are the best

Father’s Day is right around the corner and we thought we would highlight the best of Dad’s. They always have the greatest car peep talks, clever parenting hacks, Best- errr worst - Dad Jokes, the best reinforcement tactics, amazing ninja reflexes, classic wardrobe choices, and questionable judgement that makes life exciting.

We couldn’t live with out them and all their eye roll worthy jokes. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend celebrating and tell us what your favorite Dad Joke is!

You come home to two babies? #TheKiwiToMyHeart #kidsaretheworst

5,656 Likes, 153 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "You come home to two babies? #TheKiwiToMyHeart #kidsaretheworst"

And do they all blame someone else as soon as they rip one? . #dadfartsaretheworst #kidsaretheworst credit unknown.

9,421 Likes, 859 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "And do they all blame someone else as soon as they rip one? . #dadfartsaretheworst #kidsaretheworst..."

"You're welcome, kiddo," while he also mutters to your mom, "How much did that cost?!" . #kidsaretheworst

10.9k Likes, 599 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: ""You're welcome, kiddo," while he also mutters to your mom, "How much did that cost?!" ...."

Why is this always funny? Even in June. #kidsaretheworst

8,990 Likes, 514 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Why is this always funny? Even in June. #kidsaretheworst"

I love a good dad joke. And I love a good dad. Comment with your favorite dad joke or saying and I'll post some in the Stories. Also, DM me your funny letters and drawings to dad for Father's Day! #kidsaretheworst

1,103 Likes, 143 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I love a good dad joke. And I love a good dad. Comment with your favorite dad joke or saying and..."

Happy Fathers Day. Chill and grill. #kidsaretheworst

12.8k Likes, 946 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Happy Fathers Day. Chill and grill. #kidsaretheworst"

I have a feeling you could sell this feeding contraption by the bunches. #ItsVeryAPeeling via @cafemomofficial #kidsaretheworst (#PKCs #ThisIsNotAGoodIdea #DoNotFeedBabiesLikeThis #BabiesAreNotMonkeys #ThisBabyWillHaveGas #ThisShouldBeCalledDadsAreTheWorst)

14.5k Likes, 1,076 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I have a feeling you could sell this feeding contraption by the bunches. #ItsVeryAPeeling via..."

Patience is a virtue. Cake is also virtuous. Tag someone who has a birthday this week. I tag myself! @annaistheworst #kidsaretheworst

4,097 Likes, 236 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Patience is a virtue. Cake is also virtuous. Tag someone who has a birthday this week. I tag..."

I'm gonna throw this out there and say that I've never personally seen Batman come to my rescue, but Ramen has come to my rescue many times. Many times. "It's not who I am underneath, but the shirt I wear that defines me." #kidsaretheworst

3,746 Likes, 67 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I'm gonna throw this out there and say that I've never personally seen Batman come to my rescue,..."

This dad must have GREAT insurance. Also, why did this make me laugh so hard? Probably because I wish I had done it first. #kidsaretheworst

4,650 Likes, 60 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "This dad must have GREAT insurance. Also, why did this make me laugh so hard? Probably because I..."

Summer memes that hit too close to home

Schools out and Moms all around are now wondering what they were thinking! We couldn’t wait for summer to be here. We were over lunches, homework, and school events but then it hit us…summer means they are around 24/7. Uh oh! Can’t wait to hear the kids say that we have no food and they are bored. Hopefully everyone can survive on hot dog buns and some free range parenting this summer! Best of luck to you all!

I give my kids one full week of NOTHING. No chores, no activities, just CHILL. Which always sounds like a great idea... until week two when they have to start doing chores again. Like. Pulling. Teeth. How do you plan/not plan summers with kids at home? #kidsaretheworst

2,083 Likes, 170 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I give my kids one full week of NOTHING. No chores, no activities, just CHILL. Which always sounds..."

I'm so excited. I'm so excited... I'm so... SCARED! . #ThanksJesseSpano #kidsaretheworst

5,802 Likes, 462 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I'm so excited. I'm so excited... I'm so... SCARED! . #ThanksJesseSpano #kidsaretheworst"

Ugh. I just want to finish one chapter. One. #kidsaretheworst

6,510 Likes, 199 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Ugh. I just want to finish one chapter. One. #kidsaretheworst"

In other words, they are only "hungry for" an ice cream cone. Dipped in chocolate. Not a cake cone, either. Waffle is fine. Extra gummy bears. From the funny @nottheworstmom #kidsaretheworst

11.1k Likes, 471 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "In other words, they are only "hungry for" an ice cream cone. Dipped in chocolate. Not a cake cone,..."

I could watch kids belly flopping all day long. Do you have a video of your kid belly flopping or any other funny swimming video? DM me and I'll add them in the Stories. #kidsaretheworst

6,449 Likes, 477 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I could watch kids belly flopping all day long. Do you have a video of your kid belly flopping or..."

I throw some steamed carrots in that hot dog bun and call it Hot Herbivore! Kids love it. Please follow @modernmomprobs. It's for your own good. Just like those steamed carrots. #kidsaretheworst

5,767 Likes, 211 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I throw some steamed carrots in that hot dog bun and call it Hot Herbivore! Kids love it. Please..."

Do you like hearing "no" at increasingly louder and higher pitches? Then ask again. What do your kids ask about incessantly? #kidsaretheworst

3,662 Likes, 286 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Do you like hearing "no" at increasingly louder and higher pitches? Then ask again. What do your..."

No. That's amazing. And now a flip? Cool. Mmmhmmm. Oh you want me to watch you? Ok. Yes. You're amazing. Mmmhmmm. Who is ready for the "Mom, watch me" 100x a day? ✋🤘 #kidsaretheworst

5,562 Likes, 445 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "No. That's amazing. And now a flip? Cool. Mmmhmmm. Oh you want me to watch you? Ok. Yes. You're..."

"Summer is soooo boring," my kids tell me in our air-conditioned home while they eat popsicles, play games, and wear clean clothes. #kidsaretheworst

5,613 Likes, 227 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: ""Summer is soooo boring," my kids tell me in our air-conditioned home while they eat popsicles,..."

The worst is when my husband grounds my kids and then leaves. Excuse me? Now we are all grounded??? Follow the sincerely funny @ksujulie for more. #kidsaretheworst

7,462 Likes, 181 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "The worst is when my husband grounds my kids and then leaves. Excuse me? Now we are all grounded???..."

Current and consistent parenting mood. If you could title your parenting in four words or fewer, what would it be? #kidsaretheworst

6,706 Likes, 267 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Current and consistent parenting mood. If you could title your parenting in four words or fewer,..."

Summer Survival Essentials

Summer is days away for some of us! We need to gear up, man up, and rock this Summer with the kids. If you have 1 child or 10, you are going to need some activities and supplies to keep everyone sane. We have found inside activities, outside toys, pool toys, and all the summer essentials. Most importantly we did not forget Mom! Have a wonderful summer and make sure you have a plethora of popsicles for all the neighbor children that will be asking for some snacks!

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My Lying Liar Child

We could make these memes all day! Kids come up with the most obvious lies they can come up with it feels like sometimes. Here are a few lies the kids have said!

See also: "I didn't do anything!" and "She's lying!" and "He started it!" Any others? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst

3,176 Likes, 145 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "See also: "I didn't do anything!" and "She's lying!" and "He started it!" Any others?..."

Always on a Monday morning. It's so convenient... for my kid. . #GoToSchool #UnlessYoureActuallySick #OneOutOf20Chance #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

3,941 Likes, 143 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Always on a Monday morning. It's so convenient... for my kid. . #GoToSchool..."

She says while yawning. . You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. (Name that movie!) . #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

5,970 Likes, 199 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "She says while yawning. . You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. (Name that movie!) ...."

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Also, you literally just ate ten minutes ago. #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

6,413 Likes, 315 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Also, you literally..."

Really? Ok, let me smell your breath. (And if I'm lucky, they say, "fine!" and go brush. But often I have to smell their stank breath and then say, "nope. Go brush.") Anyone else? 🤚 What does your kid(s) lie about? #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

8,443 Likes, 492 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Really? Ok, let me smell your breath. (And if I'm lucky, they say, "fine!" and go brush. But often..."

This is also especially a lie when told to my husband. ("But Mom said we could." LIES!) let's just say, if you think I'd say no, I'd probably say no. You know? #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

2,977 Likes, 58 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "This is also especially a lie when told to my husband. ("But Mom said we could." LIES!) let's just..."

At mealtime: "I'm not hungry." Every other minute of the day: "I'm starving!" Oy! #mylyingliarchild #kidsaretheworst

1,746 Likes, 29 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "At mealtime: "I'm not hungry." Every other minute of the day: "I'm starving!" Oy!..."

Did you use soap? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst

2,922 Likes, 159 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Did you use soap? #MyLyingLiarChild #kidsaretheworst"

See also: "I finished my homework" and "I practiced [insert instrument or sport here]." I seriously could make these #mylyingliarchild memes all night. Not that my angel children EVER lie 😳🙄. What are your kids' favorite/most used lies? #kidsaretheworst

3,072 Likes, 161 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "See also: "I finished my homework" and "I practiced [insert instrument or sport here]." I seriously..."

Nine times out of ten I can find "it" in the first place that I look. Tag your kids' frustrating or funny sayings #kidisms and tag @kidsaretheworst IN your photo to be featured. #kidsaretheworst #mylyingliarchild

3,324 Likes, 224 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Nine times out of ten I can find "it" in the first place that I look. Tag your kids' frustrating..."

It’s Mother's Day and we can cry if we want to.

Except I am still phoning it in somewhat. #LazyMomsForever #kidsaretheworst

5,523 Likes, 150 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Except I am still phoning it in somewhat. #LazyMomsForever #kidsaretheworst"

Mother’s Day can be challenging for most! It’s hard to be pleasant all day long and try to get that relaxing in we were promised. It’s hard but it can be fun. Dancing, naps, bubble baths, long walks, and cake, always cake make for a fun day! Remember you are doing your best and you can always laugh or cry at the craziness of Motherhood! Happy Mother’s Day.

#MomThreats. A comment from @mpmeehan3 reminded me of some of these golden threats. What are your favorite threats? Maybe I should put the best ones in the Stories, yes? #kidsaretheworst (#PKCs #YouShouldNeverGiveThreats #EmptyThreatsDontWork #WhoSaidTheseWereEmpty?)

5,079 Likes, 271 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "#MomThreats. A comment from @mpmeehan3 reminded me of some of these golden threats. What are your..."

Seriously. Bagels are fine. Just keep the kitchen clean. This post from @motherplaylist makes me laugh every time I see it. Genius. #kidsaretheworst

7,780 Likes, 391 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Seriously. Bagels are fine. Just keep the kitchen clean. This post from @motherplaylist makes me..."

His first word better not be "dada" is all I'm saying. . I'm also saying you might wanna mosey on over to @pregnantchicken and follow her STAT. No weight gain or swollen feet needed. . #kidsaretheworst

11k Likes, 1,372 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "His first word better not be "dada" is all I'm saying. . I'm also saying you might wanna mosey on..."

I love you most times infinity so there. What do you always say to your kids? My sister always says "I am not an octopus" and it's the best thing I learned from her. #kidsaretheworst

16.3k Likes, 836 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I love you most times infinity so there. What do you always say to your kids? My sister always..."

I love all my kids the same. But not at the same time. I love @themotheroctopus the most, though. #kidsaretheworst

5,111 Likes, 190 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I love all my kids the same. But not at the same time. I love @themotheroctopus the most, though...."

Parenthood without joking and laughing sounds... well, not nearly as fun. And HEY! Did you enter the giveaway three posts back? Go now. So easy and so good! #kidsaretheworst

3,758 Likes, 151 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Parenthood without joking and laughing sounds... well, not nearly as fun. And HEY! Did you enter..."

Mother's Day Coupons

We all deserve endless foot rubs, hugs, naps, and chores sans whining. We created a Free Download of coupons you can print out and have the kids fill out! Bring on breakfast in bed and all the chocolate this Mother’s Day complete with a coupon book filled with life’s simple pleasures.

Click on one of the photos to get your free download of six different coupons. Let’s make sure you get pampered this year!

All About Mom

It is almost Mother’s Day! Get ready for macaroni necklaces and poems about how much your kids love you! We LOVE to hear what the kiddos have to say about their Mamas so we have created a Free Download for your kids to fill out and tell us ALL ABOUT MOM! Click the picture below to get your questionnaire! We can’t wait to see what your kids have to say.

Best Mother's Day Letters

Sweet Mother’s Day letters and notes can melt a Mama’s heart but we aren’t initiated into true Motherhood until your kid comes home with a note telling you they want a new Mom or you smell like poop! Here is some of our favorite notes we have collected about all the wonderful Moms out there! Also, I included Mr. T’s Mother’s Day song. It doesn’t get any better! “Here’s to every wrinkle I put on your face…”

Wishing you all a wonderful Mother’s Day and hopefully your cards this year will tell you how pretty, wonderful, nice, kind, thoughtful, and how selfless you are! You are amazing and it’s OK to take a nap, you deserve it!

I feel the same way about my kids. And it's a good thing, too, because I shouldn't be punching kids. . #kidsaretheworst repost from last year original photo credit (not even a Brooke, because the internet is weird): @kendra.hg 🙌🙌

20.1k Likes, 588 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I feel the same way about my kids. And it's a good thing, too, because I shouldn't be punching..."

It's a tricky question anyway, but nobody expected this blowout answer. What would your kid(s) say is your favorite thing to wear? I'll ask my kids in the Stories. #IntentionalShartsAreTheWorst flashback from @aheartz #kidsaretheworst

3,302 Likes, 231 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "It's a tricky question anyway, but nobody expected this blowout answer. What would your kid(s) say..."

Unattended. During traffic. And let's have a moment of gratitude for the teachers who don't believe everything our kids say and write about our parenting. . #ThanksgivingThrowback ☟︎📷: @sandilyng #kidsaretheworst

5,764 Likes, 96 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Unattended. During traffic. And let's have a moment of gratitude for the teachers who don't believe..."

I could really use some of that lemonade right about now. . Please tell me you follow @themotheroctopus because she's as funny as giving someone lemonade without sugar. She's THAT funny. . Artwork from @elizabethgowen #kidsaretheworst

9,613 Likes, 306 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I could really use some of that lemonade right about now. . Please tell me you follow..."

Looks like @jennifer.garner is doing this motherhood-thing right. 😂🤔 . Man, #kidsaretheworst

13.3k Likes, 378 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Looks like @jennifer.garner is doing this motherhood-thing right. 😂🤔 . Man, #kidsaretheworst"

Maybe mom "plugged the toilet" with your snail? I love these Mom worksheets way too much. @allisoncoombsspencer you win all the awards. #kidsaretheworst

3,249 Likes, 72 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Maybe mom "plugged the toilet" with your snail? I love these Mom worksheets way too much...."

I live for the Mother's Day gifts and questionnaires this time of year. DM me your #MothersDay gifts past and present. I'll be posting lots in my Stories, too! ✌️ #kidsaretheworst

2,324 Likes, 105 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I live for the Mother's Day gifts and questionnaires this time of year. DM me your #MothersDay..."

Kids have been the worst even when we were kids running away to see the Spice Girls. Maybe even before that. 😉🤦🏻‍♀️ . Spice up your life. #kidsaretheworst

12.8k Likes, 493 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Kids have been the worst even when we were kids running away to see the Spice Girls. Maybe even..."

I totally see it. . 😂 How do you respond to that? . #DoYouBrushYourTeethWithThatMouth? 📷: @reeskatie #kidsaretheworst

14.2k Likes, 256 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I totally see it. . 😂 How do you respond to that? . #DoYouBrushYourTeethWithThatMouth? 📷:..."

I'm just saying, maybe you're DIY-ing wrong. Especially with all that blood. Pretty sweet note, @kaylaaimee even though a bit troubling. 😉🤣🤣 #kidsaretheworst (#PKCs #AnyoneSeeAUterus #MyChildKnewHowToSpellWhenTheyWere10MonthsOld)

2,654 Likes, 48 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "I'm just saying, maybe you're DIY-ing wrong. Especially with all that blood. Pretty sweet note,..."

Other options? Excellent Exciting Epic Easygoing Everything Amazing #EvillObviously 📷: @bigbubblebliss #kidsaretheworst

4,443 Likes, 139 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Other options? Excellent Exciting Epic Easygoing Everything Amazing #EvillObviously 📷:..."

Have you seen the Mother's Day notes in our Stories (and Highlights)? You really should check them out. Also, WHO is writing these prompts? Some of them are downright 😲! Tag #kidsaretheworst for yours to be featured or send by DM. #happyMothersDay

6,761 Likes, 270 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Have you seen the Mother's Day notes in our Stories (and Highlights)? You really should check them..."

You want to see grumpy? Draw your mother saying "no" one more time. 🤔🙊😂 #KidsAreSoSweet 📷: @hbraeg #kidsaretheworst

3,291 Likes, 80 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "You want to see grumpy? Draw your mother saying "no" one more time. 🤔🙊😂 #KidsAreSoSweet 📷: @hbraeg..."

Because mum is also important to life, loves water, and should be released daily. #MomIsNumberTwo #ThenWhoIsNumberOne? 📷: @lozzi84 #kidsaretheworst

1,317 Likes, 17 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "Because mum is also important to life, loves water, and should be released daily. #MomIsNumberTwo..."

And your child has to return the fudge Pop-Tarts at the end in order to get his real mom back. Because #sacrifice #Heres20bucksKidGoodLuck 📷: @stephaniel82 #kidsaretheworst

3,183 Likes, 69 Comments - Anna Macfarlane (@kidsaretheworst) on Instagram: "And your child has to return the fudge Pop-Tarts at the end in order to get his real mom back...."